What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.