What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!