What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.