Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload