Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT