What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.