What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.