What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......