What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo