What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.