Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.