Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

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What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!