Full speed ahead
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
On OkilyDokilyCupid
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Amadeus Vult!
Pillow fight!
They throw a boat at it.
A boat.