What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.