What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto