What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.