Poland Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.