Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.