What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!