Cab Driver Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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