What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver