What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.