What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.