Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)