Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.