What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.