What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."