Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.