Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo