What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)