What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!