What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.