What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)