What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.