What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.