What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes