What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!