Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity