Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What would I be wearing?

Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.