What does a cow call his mate?

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate