What does a cow call his mate?

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"