Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!