Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!