Where do fleas go in winter?

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Where do fleas go in winter?

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