Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.