Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".