Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef