What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.