What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.