Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.