Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay