What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.