How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

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What does disappointment feel like?

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.