How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What is Chipotle most known for?

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Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Flip it upside-down.

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Yo no space.

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What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment

What does disappointment feel like?

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