What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!