What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.