What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts