What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.