Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Because it's harder to pick up.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
B9
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
