What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"