What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

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