Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Carrie Fisher Jokes More Carrie Fisher Jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.