Because she nailed that Solo.
They only have one joystick to worry about.
Because they need a man to do it for them
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because he enjoys living in denial.
He isn't very App-y
He Ran Solo...
No solo.
Carrie Fisher.
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.