What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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I was missing the important Bits.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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A criminal record.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.