What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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You'll get exhausted

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The license number of the car that hit him.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Because he was .

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Their criminal record.

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Because he was in first place.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.