Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."