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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Voat Jokes More Voat Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.