What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in