What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.