What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?

A missed erection.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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