What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?

A missed erection.

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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He waits at the next station

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Scissor me timbers!

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He got hit by a bus!

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Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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Battery

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