What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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Pillow fight